Aug 21 2009

two-timing

Yup. I admit it. I’ve been totally two-timing.

I have another website. And we’ve been spending a lot of time together.

I can see this other website in my long-term future as well as my present.

The other website is a 2 year weight-loss project. I considered having it as a part of jeannen.com, but didn’t really feel comfortable discussing weight here. I’ll talk about anything. Literally, anything. But why bring such a bummer topic to my happy place?!? Right??

So in my happy place, I’m at my high school weight, frosting and french fries are filled with nutrients, my boobs never sagged and I make insane amounts of money living on the fruits of my wit and charm.

On the other site, I’m working pretty hard. The goal itself is the reward, but let’s be real… THERE’S A HUGE REWARD AT THE END TOO!!! It’s a 2 year project. In 2 years I’ll be 40 and that’s plenty reason to party and celebrate. (hahahahaha! 40! That’s funny. I still feel like I’m 18 and at any moment the responsibility police will realize I’m a pretend grown-up).

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Aug 4 2009

like sands through an hourglass

Booo! It’s already August! And that means I have one more month to cram all the summer I can into the next few weeks. I want to go to the beach 2 more times, the Getty one more time, Laurie’s for more poolside fun, and one trip to Hurricane Harbor. Doesn’t leave much time for much of anything else unfortunately.

School starts in September. Cat and I have been planning her 1st day of school outfit. She’s sooooo excited. Can’t wait to get started!

Last night I released her into the neighborhood for the first time. Granted I was hanging in the front yard reading. Our block is so freakin’ excellent cool. All kinds of kids in a close age range, all riding bikes scooters and skateboards up and down the sidewalks, just like when I was a kid. Within a few minutes of being out, she rode by in a motorized kid car with one boy driving her around and another on the hood of the car trying to get her attention.

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Summer rocks.


Jul 14 2009

hooray

Summer is grand. And tonight is going to be a highpoint. HP fans… you know what I’m talking about. We’re going to the 12:15 am show tonight/tomorrow am. Peg and I have our tickets and will be at the theater where we see all the HP midnight releases. Yay!!!

Yesterday it was was the beach all day. I gotta tell ya - Mondays at the beach rock. It’s quiet and peaceful. We get there so early and then leave after lunch/before rush hour and cruise back home.
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There were even dolphins!!!! A whole bunch of dolphins! And a sea otter playing in the waves for a bit.stuffies-362

All in all a lovely day at the sea shore.
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Jul 7 2009

yousa not even gonna believe this

every time I watch this it gets funnier and funnier


Jul 6 2009

guess who made meatballs!!!

yum


Jul 1 2009

summertime

ahhh…. it’s finally really and truly summer. But this one is slipping away so quickly. September is just weeks away and Catherine starts school. We went to Chinatown last week for dim sum and parasol shopping. Up to my sister’s for some pool fun and good times. We visit Auntie Christina and go book shopping. I paint her nails her favorite colors and I’m learning how to french braid her hair. There’s just so much going on. It’s wonderful.


May 27 2009

too quiet…

I know. It’s been waaay too quiet around here. It’s just this weekend wiped me out. Cat’s 5th birthday party although a success was exhausting (seriously… kill me). That’s what May was… celebrating Cat’s birthday all month long. And sleeping on the sidewalk in front of the school the night before kindergarten applications were due to guarantee Cat’s place… that was lovely. Especially the sprinklers going off at 5am. Just lovely.

Now I’m just tired and looking forward to heading down to Escondido for some pool side summer fun. Roll back the ozone and give me direct sunlight baby.


Apr 25 2009

excellent

Cat: Soon I’ll be 5, like the boys.

Me: And then you can conquer them.

Cat: Yeah! ON THE HEAD!!


Apr 15 2009

chicken pot pie perfection

I love the divinely simple. My chicken pot pie is just that. So stupid easy for the stellar results you get. Seriously. I get requests for these at the holidays and if I have a special dinner planned - this is always an option. I’m amazed every time I make one and am tempted to add some spice or herb, but resist the urge. Why mess with perfection. This recipe can be tweaked according to the preferences of the diners - which is why I rock out loud.

6 tablespoons butter - DO IT
1 cup onions
1/2 cup celery
Salt & Pepper to taste
NOTE: I add in a dash of cayenne pepper to lift it up a bit. It doesn’t even add heat, just flavor…
6 tablespoons flour
2 cups chicken stock
1 cup half and half
2 cups potatoes - mashed, diced, sweet, idaho, red, whatevs.
1 cup peas
1 cup carrots
2 cups chicken (or turkey)
2 tablespoons parsley
1 pie crust - make it easy on yourself; get a Pillsbury one from the fridge case.

Before you start - let’s make this as easy as possible. I like to use those little tiny smasher potatoes. They cook quickly and that’s the point of my cooking. I buy a pre-roasted chicken from the deli. I don’t have time to roast my own chicken… and most of the time it’s cheaper to buy it cooked from the store. Peas and carrots - I buy a bag of frozen diced combined and throw in two cups - easy peasy lemon squeezy. And the pie crust - again, get one from the refrigerator case, the come two to a box (which is important for effect later).

Okies. I like to start in a HUGE m-f’n stainless steel skillet. Melt butter, throw in onions and celery. Note: here is where you can start to customize your recipe. My husband hates celery - I leave it out and throw in a cup of mushrooms. Pretty much the key here is to add the veggies that need to be sautéed a bit.

Add salt and pepper. I use kosher salt and fresh ground pepper cause I’m a cooking snob and look down on table salt and pre-ground pepper (what a bitch). Hate Cayenne? Add some rosemary - I’ve been dying to do this, but the man isn’t too fond of an overpowering rosemary flavor. Maybe sage or thyme… all I’m sayin’ is… add the herb so the flavor can develop while the roux cooks/gets some color. Add that flour and cook on medium stirring when it looks like it needs to be stirred.

The rest goes QUICKLY - so make sure everything is cut and ready to throw in at this point. Whisk in 2 cups chicken stock. It thickens up pretty quickly, so turn the heat down to medium (if it isn’t already). When it gets nice and thick (mmmmm), add in the half and half. Stir until this thickens too.

Once you have soupy perfection - throw the rest of everything in. Potatoes, chicken, veggies, parsley. Stir until all smooth and perfect. Pour into a casserole. I don’t bother with a bottom crust. Bottom crusts are for amateurs who feel they have to make up for something with extra crust. Whatevs.

Unroll one of the crusts and make pretty on top. Cut some vent holes.

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EXTRA CREDIT: take a cookie cutter to the other crust and cut out some pretty shapes and lay them on the other crust. It looks like you went to crazy effort and you can play it up.

Serve and bask in the glory.


Apr 5 2009

fuck you sid

I’m sure my next door neighbor’s double take this morning had nothing to do with my attire (leggings and punk band tee-shirt sans bra).

I mean really. Who is out gardening at 7:30 on a Sunday morning?