Have you ever noticed how in an extreme corporate climate, it’s impossible to (may I be indelicate for a moment?) take a dump. Maybe it’s just me because I have a hang-up about using a bathroom other than the one at home, but it’s not like you can just saunter into the bathroom with reading [...]
Entries Tagged as 'omfg work'
bathroom politics
January 14th, 2008 · 3 Comments
not feelin’ teh love
December 16th, 2007 · No Comments
jdub has left me hanging all weekend. No clues, no answers. Hopefully by the time I get to work tomorrow, I’ll know who the next person is who gave notice.
CURSE YOU WU!!!!!!!
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June 24th, 2005 · No Comments
I’m way too hyper today.
I’m stuck inside the office until 5pm.
I want to go outside.
I want to be doing anything other than reviewing files.
I want to play pirates with my daughter.
Mundane
January 28th, 2005 · No Comments
Work is work. If it was fun, it wouldn’t be called work.
freak
December 7th, 2004 · No Comments
Inappropriate clothing alert!!
She was intentionally wearing white socks and black high-heeled shoes with her high-water black pants. I think she even had little christmas ornaments earrings
At least she not like hooker grandma who works at my office. She has to be at least 65, but wears the SHORTEST skirts with heels. Eeewwwww.
what did you say?
December 3rd, 2004 · No Comments
Every day my boss e-mails us “motivational” quotes to start our day.
Today the quote was, “You can’t fake listening. It shows.”
This was immediately followed with replys of, “What”, “Huh” and “Is someone talking?”
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day’s never finished….
November 16th, 2004 · No Comments
Not sure what I’m going to do about work. Atmosphere is bleak. Layoffs every month. I just can’t seem to get ahead - even though I’ve logged over 5 years at the company. I know that I shouldn’t complain, as I’m very fortunate to have a job. But everytime there’s another layoff, more of my [...]
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bitter, bitter day
July 29th, 2003 · No Comments
And now I’m not in the Marketing department. I was told after 1 week, that I was being moved into the corporate programs and management group.
I feel even worse. I was so happy that I finally made it into the department I wanted to be in and then I had it taken away. Which is [...]
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victory
July 19th, 2003 · No Comments
It’s just been such the emotional and stress-filled rollercoaster the past few weeks. But I’ve come through the other side and am now in the Marketing department where I work! I’ve been wanting to get a position there for over two years. And there so much more that I want to say, but I can’t. [...]
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corporate haiku
June 27th, 2003 · No Comments
corporate politics
pressed against that glass ceiling
bite my fekkin ass
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