crucible of ennui

Asshat: “Have a wonderful Mother’s Day! Don’t drink too much.”
Me: …
Asshat: …
Me: “yeah. ’cause Mother’s Day is the biggest drinking day of the year.”

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When I was little I would put a pair of Barbie shoes on the end of my fingers to get that far away perspective and pretend that Dorothy was being carried away by my evil monkey army. March 29th, 2003.
I’m glad to see that someone else felt the same way about Barbie shoes.  
And here. This […]

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Have you ever noticed how in an extreme corporate climate, it’s impossible to (may I be indelicate for a moment?) take a dump. Maybe it’s just me because I have a hang-up about using a bathroom other than the one at home, but it’s not like you can just saunter into the bathroom with reading […]

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We’ve moved your cheese.
Frankly, I don’t remember asking you to touch my cheese.

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My dear friend Flavia mailed me a photo this morning. Flavia is one of those persons who shows you how cool and fun everything is by the way she moves through her own life. The best part is Flavia has a son who is two days younger than me. Since he lives on the east […]

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It’s raining buckets. And I so don’t want to be here at work. Way back in the day, Kristi (one of my oldest friends - I’ve known her since junior high school) and I would ditch class (in college) when it was rainy like this. We would head back to her condo, stop by Chan’s […]

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I’m cutting my hair tomorrow. I decided at the beginning of this year that I would grow it out one year and then get it cut, maybe even have 10 inches cut off to donate to Locks of Love, a place that makes wigs for children that loose their hair due to medical treatments for […]

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Inappropriate clothing alert!!
She was intentionally wearing white socks and black high-heeled shoes with her high-water black pants. I think she even had little christmas ornaments earrings
At least she not like hooker grandma who works at my office. She has to be at least 65, but wears the SHORTEST skirts with heels. Eeewwwww.

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Margarine
Deli Slices o’ cheese
cereal
Doritos!
pickles
I think this is left over from my pregnancy days.

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random shopping list
found on John’s Auto notepad paper
lettuce
menth cigarets
spaghetti
hamberger
yogart
scotch tape
paper towels
diapers
get sandwich

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