Feb
12
2008
When I was little I would put a pair of Barbie shoes on the end of my fingers to get that far away perspective and pretend that Dorothy was being carried away by my evil monkey army. March 29th, 2003.
I’m glad to see that someone else felt the same way about Barbie shoes.
And here. This one’s special because it’s to YMCA (turn up your sound) and the moonwalk mid video is not to be missed.
And here. And here. Here. Here.
But this one’s the best.
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Feb
12
2008
schadenfreude
ennui
phenomenon
kerfuffle
silhouette
booboojeebies
pudding
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Feb
5
2008
If I do end up having to shave my hair off, I’m going to get eyes tattooed on the back of my head.
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Feb
1
2008
Silent. Unexpected.
A master of stealth and surprise – the Ninja Zit.
I left home this morning fresh-faced and squeaky clean. But somewhere between morning coffee and lunchtime, a lovely little mountain of pore-plug-goo appeared on the tip of my nose, to the delight and horror of my co-workers (none of which mentioned it to me).
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Jan
31
2008
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Jan
29
2008
- Papercuts, any variety
- Wet foam rubber
- Ice cream on a stick (popcicles are okay)
- Empty tampon dispensers
- Men who don’t wear undershits when wearing white dress shirts. ew.
- Anaheim Ducks (booooo)
- Birds
- Zombies
- Cheerleaders
- Balloons
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Jan
28
2008
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Jan
28
2008
Midgetville – cool
Midget Porn – not cool
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Jan
14
2008
I’m glad that I don’t have Photoshop at work anymore. I’d never get any work done. I’d end up doing silly projects that would eat away at my time little by little.
Like this

And this

I have a few photos in my library that are BEGGING for attention (peg & tory – you’re next).
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Dec
20
2007
I was a Jedi until I got my boobs and then was told I had to be Princess Leia and wait to be rescued.
I think they were just scared I’d kick their sorry boy-asses.
Again.
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