two-timing

Yup. I admit it. I’ve been totally two-timing.

I have another website. And we’ve been spending a lot of time together.

I can see this other website in my long-term future as well as my present.

The other website is a 2 year weight-loss project. I considered having it as a part of jeannen.com, but didn’t really feel comfortable discussing weight here. I’ll talk about anything. Literally, anything. But why bring such a bummer topic to my happy place?!? Right??

So in my happy place, I’m at my high school weight, frosting and french fries are filled with nutrients, my boobs never sagged and I make insane amounts of money living on the fruits of my wit and charm.

On the other site, I’m working pretty hard. The goal itself is the reward, but let’s be real… THERE’S A HUGE REWARD AT THE END TOO!!! It’s a 2 year project. In 2 years I’ll be 40 and that’s plenty reason to party and celebrate. (hahahahaha! 40! That’s funny. I still feel like I’m 18 and at any moment the responsibility police will realize I’m a pretend grown-up).

I'm on teh outside


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