A friend of mine who shall remain anonymous (but named Lisa) asks at the end of every story I tell, “are you making that up? is that for real?”

Yes, all my stories are guaranteed 100% true. When necessary, I will strive to provide photographic evidence to back-up any and all claims I make. In the absence of visual proof, I will try to provide first hand accounts that will back up my original claims of freakiness.

Lisa does the BEST EVAH Sean Connery impression. Spot on. Dead ringer. She’s also the one with fabulous taste that introduced me to Koringa, La Femme Fakir. I fell in love with it the moment I saw it framed at her place. Now I have a copy framed in my dining room and Laurie also has a copy framed at her place. MMmm… snake lady with a funky afro.

Now Lisa has the coolest of things going on in her life - twins! Boy and Girl. Instant Family, just add breast milk. As soon as I get over my cold, I’m coming over to suck on their tiny baby toes.

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