crucible of ennui

Featured menu items at the Existentialist’s Cafe

Pasta cooked like hell
Pate made from a duck that hates you
Gnocci & nothingness
Salmon in sardonic sauce
Spanocrapita
Tarte de despair
Filet de tobacco
Crème de Camus
Le poulet is very bored tonight
Plate of butter

Added by Leanne & David: 

And for dessert: Chilled ennui drizzled in a reduced significance sauce.

Now featuring Cafe D’spondency – it’s dark, it’s bitter and now it’s bottomless for those nights when you’re “working” on your novel.